Congratulations, you've found the puzzle... now you need to solve it.

It wasn't every day that Spider-Man got to play paintball... and it certainly wasn't this day either.
While slinging through the city, our intrepid hero's Spider-Sense started tingling. Hang on, no, that's not his Spider-Sense, that's his stomach growling.
Adhering to a lampost, Spidey examines his options.
Should he grab:
(a) a hot dog, or
(b) some pizza?